MOM HANDED ME A BIG ENVELOPE SAYING I GOT IT IN THE MAIL AND BEING A SMART ASS I SAID ‘WHAT IS IT FROM THE PRESIDENT’ AND IT’S FROM THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE
APPARENTLY THEY SENT THIS BACK BECAUSE I WAS A SHIT AND INVITED THEM TO MY HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION
85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ^—^ hold my cat ears, gotta cut a bitch
Poor Dan he doesn’t have a clue

#CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SALAZAR SLYTHERIN
I just have to reblog this again because omg Nagini
The sexy eye quirk must run in the family
oh this hurts me








